(1) American girls must be drunk and on birth control by age 7.
(2) No free peanuts on airplane rides.
(3) Genocide of fat white people, but black ones get free cotton candy.
(4) No more pizza. Only if you receive a special note from Rahm!
(5) No more drugs except Oxy Contin. If you need antibiotics they will make you smoke medical marijuana instead.
(6) If you are old and rich you must get a limb amputated by Labor Day, no matter what.
(7) If you are old and homeless you can mug anyone for their dentures.
(8) You must have a compound fracture in order for any broken limbs to be reset, otherwise you have to live with it the rest of your lives.
(9) You have to pay $150 annually for muslim minorities in France to have health care…this comes out of your bimonthly W-9 statement that is filed with the FBI and makes you a surveillance target. We can’t let this happen.
(10) You have to turn in your car and ride a bike if the trip is under 150 miles.
(11) One of your children must go live in Russia.
(12) Toilet training will be a crime. You must buy government diapers starting January 19th, 2010.
(13) If you are addicted to meth, you will be given a job conducting the subway.
(14) The border fence to Mexico will be torn down, and illegals will be put on Viagra.
(15) Canadian commies will come here to steal our good doctors and let them live in Castles up there.
DO YOU WANT ALL OF THIS TO HAPPEN? Vote “No” in the EMERGENCY PRESIDENTIAL RECALL REFERENDUM ELECTION of 2009. ASK YOUR CONGRE$$MAN ABOUT THE DETAILS AND DON’T LET THEM LIE TO YOU. OBAMA MIGHT BE GOING TO PRISON IF WE ALL VOTE.